Matthew

Also known as "fat boy", "fatass", "big nigga", "AnimeDESTROYER2007", "morbidly obese matt". Matthew first opened his eyes to the light that is The SafeZone on March 2, 2018.

Lore
Matthew "fatass" Patrick was born on July 7, 1998. He was raised by a pack of wild oompa-loompas. On March 18, 2018, a mere 20 years later, the next chapter of Matthew's life begins as he orders pizza for EbderTheLoser. Now he makes Game Theories.

Trivia

 * must consume at lease 1 billion calories per day to survive
 * weighs 260 septillion pounds is actually heavier than the earth itself
 * has a 3 inch dick but it's ok
 * is 6'3 which, for a weight of 260 septillion pounds, actually makes him a black hole probably